Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris puts Baby in the corner.

Joke: Chuck Norris once ran the Tour de France backwards... He wanted to see what second place looked like.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Joke: Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, Chuck invented the visible light color spectrum. Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink.

Joke: Why did dinosaurs go extinct? Chuck Norris wanted new toys.