Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: The sun can't look at Chuck Norris without blinking.

Joke: Once Chuck Norris broke the law. They still haven't put it back together.

Joke: Chuck Norris' blood type isn't AB, it's BA.

Joke: Chuck Norris only has two speeds: Walk and kill.

Joke: When elephants see Chuck Norris they forget everything... And run.