Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris is an organ donor. He's donated hundreds of bodies.

Joke: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Joke: Chuck Norris has never had an eating disorder. He has however, eaten disorder.

Joke: When Chuck Norris does a pushup, it isn't called a push-up. It's called an earth-down.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet when he's done, he just scares the poop out of it.