Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris killed Kenny... But he's no bastard.

Joke: A company once made Chuck Norris toilet paper. The only problem was Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from anyone.

Joke: While you are reading this 4,721 men will have died from roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris.

Joke: Some people can ride their bikes with no handlebars... Chuck Norris rides his handlebars with no bike.

Joke: Chuck Norris almost had a heart attack once, but his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.