Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Most people use pepper to make themselves sneeze, Chuck Norris uses pepper spray.

Joke: Chuck Norris thought he was wrong once, but he was mistaken.

Joke: Chuck Norris gets his cereal from the Home Depot.

Joke: Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.

Joke: When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls... From Chuck Norris.