Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris gave somebody a bone marrow transplant. Wolverine is very thankful.

Joke: Chuck Norris gets his cereal from the Home Depot.

Joke: Some people can ride their bikes with no handlebars... Chuck Norris rides his handlebars with no bike.

Joke: Most people use pepper to make themselves sneeze, Chuck Norris uses pepper spray.

Joke: Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.