Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris played with LEGO's once as a kid. The Egyptians took credit for it.

Joke: Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Joke: Chuck Norris always wins Connect Four, with three moves.

Joke: Chuck Norris once decided to play Russian roulette by himself with a loaded gun. He won.

Joke: Sometimes Chuck Norris gets tired during the day. We call that a solar eclipse.