Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris puts Baby in the corner.

Joke: Chuck Norris gets his cereal from the Home Depot.

Joke: Chuck Norris tore a teddy bear's head off... And it bled.

Joke: Chuck Norris has never been hit by rain. It's not that he stays inside, he just dodges the rain.

Joke: Chuck Norris can spell any word with M&M's.