Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: The Black Eyed Peas were originally The Peas. That was before they met Chuck Norris.

Joke: Chuck Norris can kill you 5 times before you hit the ground.

Joke: Chuck Norris placed first in a race... The human race.

Joke: When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls... From Chuck Norris.

Joke: If you spell Chuck Norris wrong in Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply says, "Run while you still have the chance."