Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Like an iceberg, only 10 percent of Chuck Norris' beard is visible from the surface.

Joke: Chuck Norris watches Blue-ray all the time... On his record player.

Joke: After Walker Texas Ranger it isn't credits that roll over the screen. It's a list of fatalities.

Joke: Chuck Norris flosses with barbed wire.

Joke: Chuck Norris' driving test was rough. He had to fail the instructor.