Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris thought he was wrong once, but he was mistaken.

Joke: Most people use pepper to make themselves sneeze, Chuck Norris uses pepper spray.

Joke: Why did dinosaurs go extinct? Chuck Norris wanted new toys.

Joke: Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, Chuck invented the visible light color spectrum. Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.