Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: When elephants see Chuck Norris they forget everything... And run.

Joke: Chuck Norris was up to bat in baseball... He struck out the pitcher.

Joke: Chuck Norris almost got Mr. T's role on the A-Team, but then he heard he would have to pity fools.

Joke: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, his mother checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Joke: Once Chuck Norris broke the law. They still haven't put it back together.