Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris is a firm believer in warming up before you workout. He always does an Ironman before working out.

Joke: Honestly, I don't understand why people think Chuck Norris is so great. I think-

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Joke: Chuck Norris visited Iraq once. The U.S. immediately began a search for weapons of mass destruction.

Joke: Chuck Norris caught all 493 Pokemon... With yellow version.

Joke: While you are reading this 4,721 men will have died from roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris.