Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: There is a medical term for those who openly defy Chuck Norris... There are called organ donors.

Joke: Chuck Norris is a mater of Microsoft Excel... On a typewriter.

Joke: Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a window and only break one side.

Joke: There has only ever been one person smarter than Chuck Norris, Steven Hawking... And he got what he deserved.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't tell jokes, he kills them.