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Joke: Chuck Norris almost got Mr. T's role on the A-Team, but then he heard he would have to pity fools.
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Joke: What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?
Punch line: A nice little French colonial home.
Joke: When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls... From Chuck Norris.
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Joke: Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Joke: Chuck Norris gets his cereal from the Home Depot.
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