Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris once ran the Tour de France backwards... He wanted to see what second place looked like.

Joke: Chuck Norris puts Baby in the corner.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet when he's done, he just scares the poop out of it.

Joke: When Chuck Norris does a pushup, it isn't called a push-up. It's called an earth-down.

Joke: Chuck Norris has never had an eating disorder. He has however, eaten disorder.