Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris drank his first beer at the age of 21... Seconds that is.

Joke: Sticks and stones may broke your bones, but words can never hurt you... Unless those words are spoken by Chuck Norris, then they kill.

Joke: Ever wonder why there are so many words in English? Chuck Norris makes a lot of typos.

Joke: Chuck Norris only has two speeds: Walk and kill.

Joke: Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep!