Chuck Norris Jokes

 

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Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd, he has an entire constellation.


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Joke: Jack be nimble and Jack be quick. But not even Jack could avoid Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.


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Joke: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse by accident, we now know that horse's descendants as giraffes.


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Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.


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Joke: You ever wonder where steel wool comes from? Chuck Norris' sheep.


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