Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Joke: Most guys rip their shirts off to prove they are me. Chuck Norris does the same thing with a suit of armor.

Joke: Chuck Norris caught all 493 Pokemon... With yellow version.

Joke: Most people think America is a democracy. Nope, it's a Chucktatorship.

Joke: Some people say the answer to everything is Chuck Norris, this is also Chuck Norris' shoe size. Coincidence?