Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris has always been a pacifist, he's never been afraid to pass a fist through your face.

Joke: Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Joke: The Mississippi River was once called The Chuck Norris Stream. But nobody would cross it.

Joke: When a bear sees Chuck Norris, it tries to make itself look as large as it can.

Joke: Chuck Norris thought he was wrong once, but he was mistaken.