Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris played with LEGO's once as a kid. The Egyptians took credit for it.

Joke: Chuck Norris can kill you 5 times before you hit the ground.

Joke: Why did dinosaurs go extinct? Chuck Norris wanted new toys.

Joke: Unlike a heart, Chuck Norris never stops beating.

Joke: The captain of The Titanic anticipated everything. Everything except Chuck Norris' daily swim.