Chemistry Jokes

Joke: Teacher: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the-
Chemistry student: Precipitate, I know.

Joke: What is carbon-14's favorite video game?

Joke: Why did the chemist carry solid helium everywhere he went?

Joke: Tell me the symbol for Nobelium!
No.
Why?
Yttrium.
Oh!
Oxygen!

Joke: A billion neutrinos walk into a bar. A couple say ouch.