Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Teacher: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the-
Chemistry student: Precipitate, I know.


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Joke: What is carbon-14's favorite video game?


Punch line: Half-life!


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Joke: Why did the chemist carry solid helium everywhere he went?


Punch line: He's about as cool as they come.


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Joke: Tell me the symbol for Nobelium!
No.
Why?
Yttrium.
Oh!
Oxygen!


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Joke: A billion neutrinos walk into a bar. A couple say ouch.


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