Chemistry Jokes

Joke: What did the gold say to the potassium when they jumped into the pool?

Joke: What is lead's favorite kind of music?

Joke: Why did the chemist hit the other chemist with a periodic table before their camping trip?

Joke: What did potassium say when he heard oxygen and magnesium went out on a date?

Joke: A student got sodium chlorite in his mouth and became very sick.