Chemistry Jokes

 

45 ratings
3 saves

Joke: Two chemists walk into a bar and the first one says, "I'll have some H2O."

The second says, "I'll have some water too. Why'd you say 'H2O'? We aren't at work."

The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom.
His assassination plot had failed.


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

3 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Why do white bears dissolve in water?


Punch line: They are polar bears.


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

3 ratings
1 saves

Joke: Organic chemists study carbon compounds.
Biochemists study carbon compounds that crawl.


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

3 ratings
1 saves

Joke: A bartender says "We don't allow your kind in here."

A faster-than-light neutrino walks into the bar.


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

3 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Is Schrodinger's cat alive?


Punch line: The short answer is no. The long answer is yes.


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+