Chemistry Jokes

Joke: Why can't chemists live in every state?

Joke: What's Batman's favorite element?

Joke: What's the difference between cooking and chemistry?

Joke: Chemist: You must be exothermic because I'm feeling how hot you are.
Girl: I think you're just endothermic, it's taking all of my energy to just look at you.

Joke: When is it not suspicious to ask "Where is the chloroform?"