Chemistry Jokes

Joke: Why are chemists so partial to nitrates?

Joke: Why is chemistry so complex?

Joke: Do you know the formula for sodium hypo-bromide?

Joke: A kid takes a chemistry test, but in order to pass the class he has to get a perfect score on the test. He studied hard, but when he gets it back he got 1 question wrong. The question was "How many valence electrons does hydrogen have?" In a rush he answered "2".

Depressed, he walks home. But as he is walking he kicks a random lamp. He picks up the lamp and suddenly a genie flies out of it. He says "I will grant you one wish!"

The kid replies "I wish got that question right," and the universe explodes.

Joke: Why are chemists better at solving problems than physicists?