Chemistry Jokes

Joke: What kind of pants do chemists wear?

Joke: Why were zinc and manganese dioxide arrested?

Joke: If alcohol and driving don't mix, why does my car run off of ethanol?

Joke: Why don't chemists like dubstep?

Joke: Teacher: What is the formula for water?

Johnny: H I J K L M N O.

Teacher: No Johnny, it's H₂O.

Johnny: That's what I said.