Joke #604

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Joke: Two chemists walk into a bar and the first one says, "I'll have some H2O."

The second says, "I'll have some water too. Why'd you say 'H2O'? We aren't at work."

The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom.
His assassination plot had failed.


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