Chemistry Jokes

Joke: What did one ion say to the other ion?

Joke: One chemistry student asks another help. The other student says "If this homework was any more basic it would have a pH of 15.

Joke: What did Argon say to Potassium after he lost his electron?

Joke: Why was the cat so uncertain of life?

Joke: Water: Oleic acid, I don't think I can be with you.
Oleic acid: Is it because I'm fat?