Chemistry Jokes

Joke: What did the hardware store owner say to the man that stole copper wire?

Joke: Old chemists don't die, they just slowly become inorganic chemists.

Joke: What is another name for the Periodic Table of elements?

Joke: What did one ion say to the other ion?

Joke: A girl asks her brother, "What's the difference between socks and cellular division?"

To which he replies, "Not much, they both involve mitosis!"