Funny Riddles

 

Question: Drop me and the world will shatter,
and you can always find me where you empty your bladder.

What am I?


Question: A father goes to prison and the mother will have to sell her hotel, but their young daughter is happy.

How can these parents tolerate such ingratitude and what put them in this situation?

Question: A man named Tom goes to a party. Him and three guests go into a back room to play some games. A few hours later the four of them are discovered dead. One was beaten with a shovel, another had a drill bit in his head, and the other had been clubbed to death. Tom has no marks on his body.

How did he die?

Question: Weight in my stomach,trees on my back,nails in my ribs,it's feet I lack.What am I?

Question: What is the difference between a dollar and a half and thirty five-cents?