About: PhD Student in physics
Question: A man was found dead one night in a neighborhood. The police decides to call in everyone who lives there for questionning. Among the people they question, they show the picture of the victim to a woman.They ask her when was the last time you saw this man? She answers : I saw him 10 seconds ago he is outside the police station and a very good friend of mine. How is this possible?
Answer: The man she just saw is the victim's twin brother
Question: One night a man heads on top of a 400 meter tour and jumps off (he actually jumps off the tour with no parachutes). When he hits the ground he is unharmed. He gets up, without a single scratch and starts walking...How is that possible?
Answer: He is Superman
Question: 500 is at my end and my start, yet 5 is at my heart.
The first letter and the first number make me complete.
My name is that of a king.
What am I?
Hint: Think Roman numerals.
Answer: DAVID. D=500, V=5, and I=1 (the first number). 'A' is the first letter of the alphabet
Question: A thief enters a shop and threatens the clerk, forcing him to open the safe. The clerk says, "The code for the safe is different every day, and if you hurt me you'll never get the code". But the thief manages to guess the code on his own.
How did he do it?
Answer: The code is "different." The clerk told him this.
Question: A father goes to prison and the mother will have to sell her hotel, but their young daughter is happy.
How can these parents tolerate such ingratitude and what put them in this situation?
Answer: The three of them are playing Monopoly
Question: Two mothers and two daughters are having tea. The servant offers them a cake, which has been divided to three equal parts. None of them refuse the offer. Which one is on a diet?
Answer: None of them! In fact they are three : a grandmother, the grandmother's daughter and the grandmother's granddaughter.
Question: Steve was born on december 28. However his family celebrates his birthday in the summer.How could this be possible?
Answer: He was born in the southern hemisphere, so in december it would be summer time.
Question: You have two heterogeneous none breakable sticks,(heterogeneous means that the sticks are not identical and do not burn at a constant rate) such that each stick needs 1 hour to be totally burned if it is lit from only one end. How can these two sticks be used to time 45 minutes?
Answer: You burn the first stick from its two ends at once (you get 30 minutes from the first stick); simultaneously you burn the second one from one end . When the first one has been totally burned(the first 30 minutes have passed), you burn the second stick from its other end (you get 15 minutes from the second stick). So you get 45 minutes
Question: Two men are sitting in a room at a table.There is a fire arm on the table.One of the two men picks it up ,points it at his head and pulls the trigger.However nothing happens to him.Then the other man picks it up , points it also on his head and pulls the trigger.He is instantly killed.What just happened?
Answer: The two men were playing russian roulette
Question: A man decides to commit suicide. So he goes on top of a 400 meter tour and jumps off (he actually jumps off the tour; of course with no parachutes because he wants to kill himself, and no he's not a superhero). When he hits the ground he is unharmed. He gets up, without a single scratch and starts walking...How is that possible?
Answer: He is a cartoon character. And cartoon characters are never harmed.