Funny Riddles

Question: Lil Johnny's mom has 4 sons named Nickel, Dime, and Quarter: What is the forth sons name? ( And it's not Penny 'cause that's a girl name.)

Question: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

Question: If your overweight father-in-law, mother-in-law who looks like she's about to die, and your wife approach you in your car but you only have one other seat, who would you take?

Question: What is green, fuzzy, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree could kill you?

Question: A man named Tom goes to a party. Him and three guests go into a back room to play some games. A few hours later the four of them are discovered dead. One was beaten with a shovel, another had a drill bit in his head, and the other had been clubbed to death. Tom has no marks on his body.

How did he die?