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Joke: One morning before a man leaves for work his wife asks him "Honey, do you know what today is?"
He nervously responds "Of course I do!" Then he leaves for work.
Throughout the day he sends his wife flowers, chocolate, and a card telling her to meet him at a certain expensive restaurant for dinner.
When he meets her at the restaurant she runs up to him and says "This has been the best Independence Day of my life!"
8 ratings
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Joke: A professor is about to give his final exam, "You must turn in your paper before 2 PM. I won't take it a second later."
2 PM comes and all of the students turn in their paper and the professor begins to walk to his office. One last student jumps up and approaches the professor, "I'm sorry I'm a few seconds late! You have to take my paper!"
The professor says, "Nope, I made it very clear-"
The student snaps at him, "Do you know who I am?"
He replies, "No I do not."
So the student grabs the stack of papers, puts his in the middle, and runs off.
28 ratings
5 saves
Joke: Little Timmy asked his dad "Where do people come from?"
His dad replied "Adam and Eve were the first people and they had children. Then their children had children and so on."
Later Timmy asked his mom the same question and she said "We evolved from monkeys."
Timmy went to his father and asked him why he lied and told him what his mother had said. His dad replied "Your mom was talking about her side of the family."
14 ratings
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Joke: Where does the general put his armies?
33 ratings
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Joke: It's Paige's birthday and she has been waiting for her gift from her boyfriend Trevor for months. All he told her was "I got you something that will change your life. It can go from 0 to 200 in a few seconds!"
When it finally comes time for Paige to open her gifts she notices Trevor only had a small gift box in front of him. She eagerly opens it wondering if it is something for her shiny new sports car. She looks at it and says "This can't go from 0 to 200 in a few seconds?"
Trevor replies "It's a scale, just step on it."
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