Funny Jokes

Joke: Have you heard about joanke?

Joke: A German guy arrives at a Polish airport and the immigration officer asks him, "Occupation?"

The German replies, "No, I'm just visiting."

Joke: Where does a black bird go to when it wants to get a drink?

Joke: Person: What is your name? Whoareyou: Whoareyou. Person: My name is Dan. How about you? Whoareyou: My name is...... Whoaeyou! Person: I SAID MY NAME IS DAN! SAY IT, ARE YOU DEAF! Whoareyou: I am not deaf. My name is..... Whoareyou! Person: Silly man. ( leaves )

Joke: Why did the chef stink?