Funny Jokes

Joke: Why are coffins so hard to sell?

Joke: A man walks into his doctor's office with a carrot in his ear and a banana in his nose. He asks, "What's wrong doc?"

The doctor replies, "You're not eating right."

Joke: How does a horse greet the pigs that live next to him?

Joke: What do you call a cow that gets an abortion?

Joke: A little girl asked her grandpa to make a frog noise. He asked, "Why?"

She replied, "Dad says were going to Disneyland when you croak!"