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Curtis

About: I love being creative, so coming up with one liners are my speciality. When people hear my jokes they are not only funny but clever at the same time so I hope you guys enjoy!


Author's Riddles

Riddle #2858 (medium)

Question: Flies hate us with a passion, who are we?

tools (medium)

Question: Which tool doesn't have a licence, but drives.

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Joke: Yo mama so dumb, when she go to McDonald's, people have to tell her"there's no farm here."


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Joke: Yo mama so fat, her eating schedule consists of: Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack time, in betweens and out for lunch... again.


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Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she went to JC PENNY, she thought everything was 1cent.


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Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she needed air, she sprayed febreeze.


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Joke: Yo mama so fat, when people tell her to take one she says"this is a movie film, so take 5."


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Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she saw the movie iron man, she didn't like it because it didn't show a man ironing.


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Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she numbered a dozen eggs 1-12, mixed the order up and called them scrambled eggs.


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Joke: Yo mama so dumb, when she hopped in the pool, she took a cue stick with her and said"pool time."


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Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she went to subway, she asked"so where's the train?"


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Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she took a picture of some food, stamped it, and tried to use it as food stamps.


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Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she took toast to France to make french toast.


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Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she went on a date, her date had to write on his forehead in all caps:NO IN BETWEENS.


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Joke: Yo mama so fat, taco bell actually installed a bell to warn people when she's coming.


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Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she walked into the clothing store, GAP, the manager said,"Oh nice, you must be our mascot."


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Joke: Yo mama so fat, Sam's Club was forced to stop selling things in bulk.


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Joke: Yo mama so fat, when Jesus told peter to come to him on the water, he had to add"only peter."


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Joke: Yo mama so fat, I had to hire a security guard for my pantry.


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Joke: Why did the chef stink?


Punch line: Because he cut the cheese!


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Joke: Why do cups hate it when people fill them up with bevrages?


Punch line: Because they don't want to be cupholders.


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Joke: When candy bars grow up, what do they want to be?


Punch line: A wrapper


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Joke: Why are cows so jealous of clocks?


Punch line: Because people milk them too.


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Joke: Q: Why are tires considered to be so obedient?


Punch line: Because they WHEEL do anything you ask them to.


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Joke: Q: What did the Grandfather clock tell his annoying son?


Punch line: A: Stopwatch


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