Joke #1950

Joke: A German guy arrives at a Polish airport and the immigration officer asks him, "Occupation?"

The German replies, "No, I'm just visiting."

Joke: Why is it dangerous to tell jokes on the ice? It might 'crack' up.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!

Joke: What's the difference between a jazz and rock guitarist?

Joke: What did the provolone say to the cheddar on picture day?

Joke: Which is richer: a lake or a river?