Funny Jokes

Joke: What kind of bear has no teeth?

Joke: The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life."

But instead John came in fifth and got a toaster.

Joke: What's the most important part of an underwear joke?

Joke: What does every pirate hate?

Joke: A guy is in a car accident and he breaks both of his legs. He calls the police and they ask him what street he is on and he says "I'm on Schlepsentle Road."

The officer says "Can you spell that sir?"

The man thinks for a while and answers "I'll crawl over to Oak."