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Joke: John, Phil, and Tyler are driving down a highway and their car breaks down. It's a three hour walk to the gas station. They plan to carry their gas tank there and bring it back full. For the first hour John will tell a happy story, for the next hour Phil will tell a sad story, and for the last hour Tyler will tell a scary story.

After two hours of walking it is Tyler's turn and he says "Okay guys... I forgot the money."


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Joke: A man comes home to his blonde wife crying violently. When he asks her what's wrong she replies "I've been working on this puzzle all day, but I can't figure it out! It's supposed to be a tiger."

Her husband grabs her hand gently and replies "Honey, put away the box of frosted flakes."


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Joke: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?


Punch line: You do all the work and a fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.


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Joke: How many Freudian's does it take to change a light bulb?


Punch line: Two. One to replace the bulb and one to hold the penis... I mean latter!


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Joke: Why'd the chicken jump of the cliff?


Punch line: To get to the other side.


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