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Question: What do you get when you cross an
elephant and a fish?
Answer: Swimming trunks.
Question: Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?
Answer: She was caught taking a brake.
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Question: Why couldn't the skinny man eat all of his fat burger?
Answer: He bit off more than he could chew.
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Question: Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Answer: Because if it lifted up both legs it would fall over.
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Question: The bully asks a guy named Connor "What do you call a guy whose name is Connor?"
Answer: "A Goner"
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