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Joke: What did the confused bee say?

Joke: Can I have a hair-cut, please?

Joke: Why did cavemen draw pictures of hippopotamuses and rhinoceroses on their walls?

Joke: What does "Maximum" mean?

Joke: What is a "Minimum"?

Joke: Do you know the time?

Joke: How do you make milk shake?

Joke: What kind of fish can't swim?

Joke: Where does success come before work?

Joke: What is "out of bounds"?

Joke: Who invented fire?

Joke: Why do nutters eat biscuits?

Joke: Did you hear the joke about the pencil?

Joke: Why is a horse like a wedding?

Joke: What is the best hand to write with?

Joke: What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?

Joke: What do elves do after school?

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me out!

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, can I have a second opinion?

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, have you got something for a bad headache?

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a mosquito.

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a sheep.

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I think I need glasses.

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee.

Joke: Why did a boy throw a clock out the window?

Joke: What did the candle say to the other candle?

Joke: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Joke: Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

Joke: What did one flower say to the other flower?

Joke: Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Joke: Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

Joke: Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

Joke: What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

Joke: How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Joke: What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Joke: What is worse than having one baby screaming?

Joke: What does one bucket say to the other?

Joke: Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Joke: What did one wall say to the other?

Joke: Why is it not safe to sleep on trains?

Joke: What did the light bulb say to its mother?

Joke: Why is tennis such a loud game?

Joke: Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

Joke: Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Joke: What did the alien say to the cat?

Joke: Why don't monsters eat clowns?

Joke: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

Joke: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Joke: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a witch?

Joke: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a snake?

Joke: What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?

Joke: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a cat?

Joke: What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Joke: I tried to catch some fog earlier.

Joke: Why was the ant so confused?

Joke: What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

Joke: What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

Joke: What letter can hurt you if it gets too close?

Joke: Who comes to a picnic but is never invited?

Joke: Why wouldn't they let the butterfly into the dance?

Joke: How do chickens get strong?

Joke: What do you give a sick bird?

Joke: Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Joke: When should you buy a bird?

Joke: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

Joke: Why do pandas like old movies?

Joke: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Joke: What do camels use to hide themselves?

Joke: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Joke: What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Joke: What do you give a pig with a rash?

Joke: Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Joke: Where are sharks from?

Joke: Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Joke: What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Joke: How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Joke: How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

Joke: Why did the elephant leave the circus?

Joke: Customer: Do you have alligator shoes?

Joke: What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Joke: What kind of cat should you never play games with?

Joke: What did one cow say to the other?

Joke: How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Joke: What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Joke: What does a cat say when somebody steps on its tail?

Joke: What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

Joke: How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Joke: Why did the lamb cross the road?

Joke: Why does a dog wag its tail?

Joke: How does a dog stop a video?

Joke: Today I gave my dead batteries away...

Joke: What is 8.65 x 41 + 8.6/72 x 945?

Joke: Have you heard about the mathematical plant?

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I feel like an apple.

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I'm a burglar!

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, what did the x-ray of my head show?

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a needle.

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning around.

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing double. Doctor: Please sit on the couch.

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I've lost my memory. Doctor: When did this happen?

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog. Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I'm becoming invisible.

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I snore so loud I keep myself awake.

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, when I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, everyone thinks I'm a liar.

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I've got wind. Can you give me something?

Joke: Doctor, doctor, doctor, you've got to help me. I just can't stop my hands from shaking. Doctor: Do you drink a lot?

Joke: What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?

Joke: Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Joke: Why do dogs run in circles?

Joke: What did one flea say to the other?

Joke: It's been scientifically proven that too many birthdays...

Joke: What do goblins mail to friends from their holidays?

Joke: Why don't witches ride their brooms when they are angry?

Joke: What is a ghost's favourite position playing soccer?

Joke: What happened when the young witch misbehaved?

Joke: What do you call a skeleton that rests all day?

Joke: What did the ghost say to the other ghost?