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Author's Riddles

Drop or fail (medium)

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Question: What's the only school where you have to drop out to graduate?

Tall king (medium)

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Question: What do you call a king who is 12 inches tall?

Gorilla names (medium)

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Question: What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Bees in doubt (medium)

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Question: What kind of bee can’t make up its mind?

Break time (medium)

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Question: Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

Sneezing nut (medium)

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Question: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

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Question: How do Eskimos make their beds?

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Question: Why do cowboys ride horses?

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Question: What do you call a vampire who makes pancakes?

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Question: Why are pianos hard to open?

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Question: What are the strongest creatures in the ocean?

Modern spider (medium)

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Question: How do you spot a modern spider?

Sad firefly (medium)

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Question: Why was the mother firefly unhappy?

Higher up (medium)

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Question: What animal can jump higher than a house?

Broken Tomato (medium)

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Question: How do you fix a broken tomato?

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Question: What has 18 legs and catches flies?

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Question: What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a burger?

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Question: What kind of underwear do reporters wear?

Question: Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

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Question: Why did the sun go to school?

Answer this (medium)

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Question: What is gray, has four legs, a tail, and a trunk?

Sad Math (medium)

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Question: Why was the math book sad?

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Question: Why don't ducks ever have spare change?

Frog shoes (medium)

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Question: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

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Question: What day do chickens hate most?

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Question: Where do burgers like to dance?

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Question: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

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Question: Why didn't Cinderella make the basketball team?

Hungry clock (medium)

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Question: What does a clock do when it's hungry?

Author's Jokes

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Joke: In what school do you learn how to greet people?


Punch line: Hi school.


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Joke: What did the inventor of the door knocker win?


Punch line: The no-bell prize.


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Joke: What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?


Punch line: They are both rolling in the dough!


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Joke: Why can’t a bicycle stand up?


Punch line: Because it’s two-tired!


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Joke: Which side of a chicken has more feathers?


Punch line: The outside.


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Joke: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?


Punch line: Sham-BOO!


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Joke: How do they serve smart hamburgers?


Punch line: On honor rolls.


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Joke: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?


Punch line: Fish and ships.


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Joke: What did the mayo say when the refrigerator door opened?


Punch line: "Close the door! I'm dressing!"


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Joke: What did the hat say to the scarf?


Punch line: “You hang around, and I'll go on a head."


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Joke: What did the lawyer name his daughter?


Punch line: Sue.


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Joke: Why can't Martian kitties drink their milk?


Punch line: Because it's in flying saucers!


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Joke: Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?


Punch line: At forks in the road.


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Joke: How does the ocean say hello?


Punch line: It waves.


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Joke: What did one plate say to the other plate?


Punch line: Dinner's on me tonight!


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Joke: What kind of music do mummies like?


Punch line: Wrap.


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Joke: When do astronauts eat?


Punch line: At launch time.


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Joke: What did one volcano say to the other volcano?


Punch line: I lava you.


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Joke: Why can't skeletons play church music?


Punch line: Because they have no organs.


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Joke: What did the frog order at the diner?


Punch line: French flies and a Diet Croak.


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Joke: Why are teddy bears never hungry?


Punch line: Because they're always stuffed.


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Joke: What did zero say to eight?


Punch line: Nice belt!


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Joke: When is the moon heaviest?


Punch line: When it's full.


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Joke: Why do bees have sticky hair?


Punch line: Because they have honeycombs.


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Joke: What did the left eye say to the right eye?


Punch line: "Between you and me, something smells!"


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Joke: Why do elephants have trunks?


Punch line: Because they'd look funny with suitcases.


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Joke: Why was the boy sitting on his watch?


Punch line: Because he wanted to be on time.


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Joke: Why did the opera singer go sailing?


Punch line: Because she wanted to hit the high C’s.


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Joke: Why did the melon jump into the lake?


Punch line: It wanted to be a watermelon.


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Joke: What did Tennessee?


Punch line: The same thing Arkansas.


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Joke: What kind of music do planets sing?


Punch line: Neptunes!


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Joke: What would you call a sleeping bull?


Punch line: A bulldozer.


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Joke: Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?


Punch line: It was rated ARR!


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Joke: Why did the football coach go to the bank?


Punch line: To get his quarterback.


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Joke: What do you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns?


Punch line: Go for the juggler.


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Joke: How do you cut a wave in half?


Punch line: Use a sea saw.


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Joke: What do you call a penguin in the desert?


Punch line: Lost!


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Joke: Where do you put barking dogs?


Punch line: In a barking lot.


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Joke: What is a boxer's favorite drink?


Punch line: Punch!


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Joke: What do you give a lemon in distress?


Punch line: Lemonade.


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Joke: How do hair stylists speed up their job?


Punch line: They take short cuts!


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Joke: Why did the belt go to jail?


Punch line: It held up a pair of pants.


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Joke: How do you make a fire with two sticks?


Punch line: Make sure one's a match!


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Joke: What did the optimist say when he was jumping off a building?


Punch line: So far, so good!


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