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Question: How do you drown a hipster?
Answer: You throw him in the mainstream
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Question: Do you know why the horny female whale bit off the tip of a submarine?
Answer: So she could suck all the "seamen" out.
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Question: What did God say when he saw Eve bathing in the ocean?
Answer: Damn it, now i'll never get that smell out of the fish.
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Question: Why can't warlocks get witches pregnant?
Answer: Because they have hollow-weenies.
Question: Why can't the Pilsbury Doughboy have kids?
Answer: Because he has dough-nuts!
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