Funny Riddles

Drown (medium)

Question: How do you drown a hipster?

Whale time (medium)

Question: Do you know why the horny female whale bit off the tip of a submarine?

Eve's bath (medium)

Question: What did God say when he saw Eve bathing in the ocean?

Question: Why can't warlocks get witches pregnant?

Dough Boy (medium)

Question: Why can't the Pilsbury Doughboy have kids?