Funny Riddles

Question: I'm heavy but not backwards.

What am I?

Question: A man wants to buy a used car. He finds a beautiful Buick for $9500, but he buys it without paying a dime.

How did he manage this?

Question: A man is walking through the park one day and sees a group of four boys standing in a circle. A smaller boy is holding a large stick and hands it to a larger boy saying "I couldn't do it, your turn."

The larger boy swings the stick twice and the other two boys go to the ground. The smaller boy says "I'll get 'em next time." The man walks away smiling.

What just happened?

Question: When do you go at red, but stop at green?

Question: How do you share 34 apples among 33 people?