Funny Riddles

Question: What do thief's get for stealing calendars?

Question: Why don't mountains catch colds?

Question: When I am released to the wind,
you look away and you pretend,
but away your friends I will send.

What am I?

Question: A butcher named butch is 6 feet tall and has size 12 shoes.

What does he weigh?

Question:

Take me for a spin and I'll make you cool,
but use me when it's cool and you're a fool.

What am I?