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Question: What do thief's get for stealing calendars?
Answer: 12 months.
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Question: Why don't mountains catch colds?
Answer: They have a snow cap.
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Question: When I am released to the wind,
you look away and you pretend,
but away your friends I will send.What am I?
Answer: A fart.
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Question: A butcher named butch is 6 feet tall and has size 12 shoes.What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat, he is a butcher.
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Take me for a spin and I'll make you cool,but use me when it's cool and you're a fool.
What am I?
Answer: A fan.
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