Question: Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?
Answer: She was caught taking a brake.
Question: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!
Question: What asks but never answers?
Answer: An owl!
Question: What is brown and sticky?
Answer: A stick!