Funny Riddles

Question: If your overweight father-in-law, mother-in-law who looks like she's about to die, and your wife approach you in your car but you only have one other seat, who would you take?

Question: What is green, fuzzy, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree could kill you?

Question: A man named Tom goes to a party. Him and three guests go into a back room to play some games. A few hours later the four of them are discovered dead. One was beaten with a shovel, another had a drill bit in his head, and the other had been clubbed to death. Tom has no marks on his body.

How did he die?

Question: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Question: I'm a measurement of time.
But you'll find me on a map, not a clock.

What am I?