Question: What is green, fuzzy, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree could kill you?
Answer: A pool table!
Question: A girl dove in the sea.. some say there are two people under the sea. Why is that?
Answer: The girl was pregnant.
Question: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!
Question: What asks but never answers?
Answer: An owl!