Question: A man named Tom goes to a party. Him and three guests go into a back room to play some games. A few hours later the four of them are discovered dead. One was beaten with a shovel, another had a drill bit in his head, and the other had been clubbed to death. Tom has no marks on his body.
How did he die?
Answer: He died of a heart attack (all of the deaths are related to a suit in a deck of cards).
Question: What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a burger?
Answer: Fast food.
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.
Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow.
Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!