Funny Riddles

Question: What goes in, down and out; but can't go in, up, out?

Question: What is God's favourite food?

Question: What does it mean when you're reading a fortune?

Question: Why was the fat man sad?

Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you answer the riddle?